"Slaps occur when arguments get out of control. A slap is a physical punishment happening spontaneously and shouldn't hurt".
Joseph Von Westphalen.

"Of course you could start howling like a puppy that broke his jaw. If you feel like doing that, go ahead. You could also come with one of the most old-fashioned sayings like: "There are none so deaf as those who will not hear". If you say that with making an inscrutable face, you will make your parents feel insecure and they won't know whether you said it seriously or sarcastically. Nevertheless, if they beat you so that it echoes through the entire house, consult your more loved friends, aunt or uncle".
Joseph Von Westphalen.